Christina Reviews *Clueless*

          Clueless is a movie about a teen matchmaker from hell.   Her name is Cher.

          She’s mean to her stepbrother.  She nags her father.  She calls her housekeeper a Mexican when she’s really from El Salvador.  Oops, my bad!

          And she can’t seem to stop interfering in other people’s love lives.

          Cher can’t seem to help but get in trouble and cause problems for everyone.  It’s not that she’s a bad person.  Her intentions are pure.  It’s just that she’s, well, clueless.

          Wow.  Why am I even reviewing this movie?  You guys have probably already seen it.

          I don’t know what to say about this movie other than the fact that it’s funny, man.  Alicia Silverstone found the role she was born to play.  Somehow movies like The Crush and The Babysitter didn't quite live up to her potential.  Dan Hedaya is hilarious as her father.  Paul Rudd is funny in a cute but misunderstood boy next door type of way.  Nobody plays a slacker better than Breckin Meyer.  And may Brittany Murphy rest in peace.

        This movie is a classic.

        I saw this movie for the first time when I was 12 years old.  I remember watching it with my parents and then quoting the dirty lines to them without realizing that they were dirty. 

        Yeah, this movie is PG-13 for a reason.