Christina Reviews The *Child's Play* Series

Child’s Play

Andy gets a black market Good Guy doll for his birthday.  As it turns out, the doll is possessed by the spirit of a murderous criminal.  The rest of the movie is the doll killing people and the mother and child running for their lives.
Nice!

Child’s Play 2

Little Andy is in foster care now.  He goes to live with a couple who already have a much older foster daughter played by Brandon’s crazy girlfriend from 90210.  Emily Valentine and Andy decide they can either kill each other or make nice.  They decide to make nice.  And what better way for a “brother” and “sister” to bond then to run for their lives while a psychotic doll chases after them? 

You see, Chucky’s back.  You didn’t think blowing him to bits in the first movie would solve the problem, did you?  If so, you clearly haven’t watched enough horror films.

There is a classic scene in here where the two foster siblings are trapped in a doll-making factory with Chucky lumbering after them.  Have you ever seen death by doll-making machine?  No?  Then you won’t want to miss this movie.



I will sum up the rest of the movies with one line apiece.  I want to make sure you have just enough information to make an informed decision on whether or not you want to watch them.

Child’s Play 3

Chuck goes to military school and finds that it suits his tastes quite nicely. 

Bride of Chucky

Chucky marries a bride doll possessed by Jennifer Tilly.

Seed of Chucky

I don't know what the hell this movie was about.  Something involving Chucky, Jennifer Tilly, an androgynous doll and a turkey baster.


Three stars for the first movie.  Two and a half stars for the second movie.  One star for the third movie.  Two stars for Jennifer Tilly.