Christina Reviews *Dumb and Dumber*

          When limo driver Lloyd drives a woman to the airport and notices that she’s left behind a suitcase full of money near the escalator, he decides to drive all the way to Aspen, Colorado with his friend to return it to her.  He and his friend, after all, are too stupid to figure out that it was full of ransom money.

          I don’t have much to say about this Jim Carrey movie, so I am just going to quote a few of the funny lines.

           Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
           Lloyd:  I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

           Lloyd: If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

           Lloyd:  Oh.  That’s it.  I’ve had it with this dump.  We’ve got no food, we’ve got no jobs, our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

           Lloyd:  “Hey, guys.  Whoa!  Big Gulps, huh?  All right!  Well, see you later.”