Christina Reviews *Three Men And A Little Lady* (and Her Axe Murderess Mother)

           When Sylvia (So I Married an Axe Murderer actress) decides to uproot her child by marrying a bloody British bloke and moving to England, little Mary’s three fathers decide to intervene, The Graduate-style.

          How could anyone NOT want to see a movie where Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg live together and raise a child together?

         I know that Three Men and a Baby came first.  The sequel is not really all that culturally significant if you think about it.  Full House was already well on its way to becoming a hit program when this movie came out.  Three Men and a Baby had been done.  It's not like this movie invented the "Mary has Three Daddies" scenario.  And furthermore,  it was either Three Men and a Baby or Police Academy that had the dubious honor of making Steve Guttenberg a star (so much for it being the Stonecutters). 

        Then again, who’s keeping track? 

         I prefer the sequel for no other reason than a five year old is more fun than a bald, gender-ambiguous, personality-ambiguous baby.  I have to say, though, for a five year old, Mary comes off as more of a trained seal than a child.  She’s still kinda cute.


      By the way, while doing some research for this review, I discovered that Three Men and a Bride will probably be coming out in 2012, probably right around the time the world ends...