Christina's Review of *40 Days and 40 Nights*

                   I Guess They're Hard-Up for Plots

         I really wanted to hate this movie. There was no one worth watching it for. And the plot sounded ridiculous. That said, after renting this movie (for free) with very low expectations, it was actually not that bad. It still wasn't very good.
         I almost died when Matt and Erica perfomed sensual acts with a flower. It is the most excruciating few minutes you will ever sit through. And not because of tension, or anything. Could they be more lame?
        Erica tickles Matt's arm with a petal and says "I don't even know if you can feel that." How could he not? Does he have no nerve endings?
        And I don't know what Matt saw in her because she almost completely "dumped" him when she found out he had sworn off sex for Lent. She naturally assumed it was about her. She totally missed the point that they weren't technically "together" anyway. He had no obligations. Honestly, you take the girl on a bus ride, and suddenly you are engaged. I won't even mention the utter shallowness that must have gone into her character. No wonder women confused him.
        Some funny parts scattered about, but overall, unstimulating.